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Humour

[Pic] Humour: S.Africa: Important Archaeological find in Polokwane
Saturday 04-Sep-2010: [A friend sent me this one. Nice one... no doubt relating to our friend Julius Malema.   As much as we dislike Malema, and dislike his attitude and what he stands for... it could be that Julius Male (By Jan)...
[Pic] [Humour] S.Africa: From my Work - a cute thing I spotted in a Senior Manager's office...
Monday 16-Aug-2010: I spotted this cute little thing in the office of a high powered female manager. She's actually a pleasant person... I often feel like this!!! (Photo) (By Jan)...
[Pic] [Humor] Hillarious - I support single Mom's...
Tuesday 10-Aug-2010: One of the young guys at my work has this image on the screen of his PC. Its hilarious… and naughty… I thought it might brighten up your day…   He was telling me he wants to print this on a t-shirt (By Jan)...
[Pic] [Humour] Why do South African Police officers wear reflective jackets?
Tuesday 03-Aug-2010: [A friend sent me this one. Very cool… Jan] (Photo) (By Jan)...
[Humor] USA: School 1960 vs. School 2010
Tuesday 03-Aug-2010: [How true. Things are a lot more complicated now… but are they better? Or just very much more inefficient? Jan]    School 1960 vs. School 2010    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight aft (By Jan)...
[Pic] Humour: S.Africa: 2010 Soccer world cup - The Swiss Vuvuzelas...
Thursday 22-Jul-2010: [A friend sent me this bit of humour from the recent FIFA Soccer World cup. Jan] Let’s hope Switzerland never hosts the FIFA World Cup - have you seen THEIR Vuvuzelas?! The Swiss Alphorn Scho (By Jan)...
[Pic] [Humor] FIFA World cup soccer: Who Invented Vuvuzelas? Vuvuzelas - annoying people since 1660...
Saturday 10-Jul-2010: A friend of mine sent me this. This is hillarious. As another friend pointed out... trumpets were invented 4,000 years ago... but now South Africans claim to have "invented" them... But in fact... th (By Jan)...
[Humor] Don Rickles on change... he gave them hell... Don Rickles ROASTS the Democrats
Wednesday 07-Jul-2010: [This is another email that is doing the rounds among Americans. I can't vouch for it. This is one of those that is a fascinating read but I'd like to know if he really said this. Jan] Don Rickles (By Jan)...
[Pic] [Humor] An Obama fan's boat in South Africa... Yes we can... is: No we can't...
Sunday 04-Jul-2010: I took this photo one night in Republic road, Johannesburg at a traffic light. A white guy was towing a boat called, "Yes we can". But he is a bit out of date... Obama's latest lines are more along (By Jan)...
USA: [Humor][Joke] An Obama joke... the robot...
Tuesday 29-Jun-2010: GOTTA READ THIS ONE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!! A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the b (By Jan)...
[Humour] A Good Golf joke... for Golf Fanatics...
Monday 28-Jun-2010: [I had a good chuckle at this one. Jan] A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my c (By Jan)...
[Pic][Humor] Barney Frank introduces the new don't ask... uniform...
Monday 21-Jun-2010: [Thanks for this Jen. Jan] Representative Barney Frank introduces the new "don't ask, don't tell" uniform. [] (Photo) (By Jan)...
[Pic] [Humor] Obama poster: Welcome back... CARTER...
Sunday 20-Jun-2010: I spotted this one on a website. Yeah... its true... (Photo) (By Jan)...
[Pic][Humor] How to tell if you're Mom's favorite...
Friday 18-Jun-2010: Thanks for this Jen... Cute.... (Photo) (By Jan)...
[Pic] [Humor] S.Africa: Afrikaner conspiracy theory...
Friday 18-Jun-2010: [This is cute. Let me translate the Afrikaans. The Sheep on the left says: "I'm telling you that the f*cken man and dog are working together". The sheep in the middle says: "For f*cksakes Frikkie! (By Jan)...
[Pic] [Humor] My Pic: Weather forecast for the Weekend...
Friday 11-Jun-2010: I spotted this very cool poster at work. This was on the desk of a young which guy... Hillarious...(Photo) (By Jan)...
[Humour] Mugabe Joke
Thursday 13-Dec-2001: A business executive on his way home from work in Harare came to adead halt in traffic on the residential Borrowdale Road, and thoughtto himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothin...
[Humour] Professors With Brooms
Thursday 29-Nov-2001: ...
[Humour] South Africa to help America's War on Terrorism
Tuesday 20-Nov-2001: I got this from Brian. Thought it was cute:-The South Africans are finally going to help America with the War on Terrorism.We've pledged 2 of our biggest battleships, 600 ground troops, and 6fighterje...
[Humour] How to handle Peace Activists....
Monday 22-Oct-2001: By Naomi Ragen.With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter "PeaceActivists" who will try to convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terro...
[Humour] This could only happen in Africa...
Thursday 27-Sep-2001: Source: The Cape Times"I have promised to keep his identity confidential,'said Jack (sic) Maxim, a spokeswoman for the Sandton Sun Hotel,Johannesburg, "but I can confirm that he is no longer...
[Humour] The Rainbow [Nation] Man is still in action...
Wednesday 05-Sep-2001: South Africa has SATIRE? You won't believe it, but it does, and it rocks. The Rainbow Man has been doing his satirical thing for the "New South Africa" (and Zimbabwe) and he's as good as eve...
Political Humour: Your imminent demise...
Thursday 23-Aug-2001: Mr. Kennedy,I have never written a letter like this, and so you will receive the very first of its kind.When I heard of your imminent demise I was compelled to write and tell you how ecstatic I am. I...
Humour: A Politician's end...
Thursday 23-Aug-2001: by: Willie G. Martin(Forwarded to me by Brian Kearsey)A politician who was a lawyer and a judge lay on his bed, Thinking about the days which had fled. He fell asleep with a troubled brain, And dreame...
Humour: WorldNetDaily Poll, title of Clinton's new book
Monday 20-Aug-2001: ...
Humour: You know you're in South Africa when...
Sunday 19-Aug-2001: South Africa is known as one of the highest crime countries in the worldwith an annual murder rate of 52 people per 100 000 of the population.Below is a humorous way to tell that you"re in South ...